Estate management for everyoneYour home, simply kept.
We keep a list of everything in your house that needs regular attention — every filter, battery, bulb, drain, and gutter — then we show up on a schedule and take care of it. One monthly price, set at a walkthrough of your actual home. Every month includes 2 hours of handyman time for your list.
“That has a filter?”
Yes — your washing machine has one. So do your downspouts, your fridge, and your ice machine. A house is quietly full of things that want regular attention, and forgetting them is how small stuff becomes expensive stuff. This is what we track, schedule, and handle:
Furnace air filter swapDryer vent clean-outWashing machine drain filter cleaningSmoke & CO detector batteriesRemote & device batteriesFire extinguisher check72-hour kit food & water rotationWater softener salt refillRefrigerator water filterHot tub water careGutter clean-outHose bib winterize & summerizePatio furniture wipe downAir return louver cleaningRO filter changeIce machine descalingGarage door lubricationVacuum bag change / emptyingLight bulb check & changeP-trap water refillSpring readiness sweepFall readiness sweepPatio furniture setup / takedownPermanent exterior lighting clean & checkWindow well clean-outTrash & recycling can pressure washDownspout filter cleaningDrain check & slow-drain treatmentWhole-home humidifier careGym equipment maintenanceHome gym sanitizing wipe downAdjustable basketball standard lubricationSport court cleaning (water broom)Shower head cleaning & descalingTankless water heater annual maintenanceGas stabilization & winterizingPortable humidifier check & refillDehumidifier emptying & maintenanceHand soap dispenser refillCeiling fan dustingRange hood filter cleaningBed cooling system carePropane tank swapSmoker hopper pellet refillGrill cleaningInkjet printer head cleaning
46 recurring services and counting — if your home has it, we keep it. See the full list →
One subscription, priced to your home.
We walk through, count what you actually have — furnaces, detectors, bulbs, drains — and give you one number. And every month includes 2 hours of our tech's hands for your list — hang the shelf, fix the gate latch — banked up to 4 if you don't use them.
Your exact price is set at the walkthrough — it depends on what your home has, not just its size. Minimum $250/mo.
Want us on call? Add Priority for $99/mo — 48-hour response on honey didn't requests — no waiting for route day.
What's included
46+ recurring services. If your home has it, your subscription covers it.
HVAC & Air
Filters, vents, the stuff you forget.
Safety
Detectors, extinguishers, batteries.
Water
Softener salt, filters, leaks.
Exterior
Gutters, hose bibs, dryer vents.
Interior
Bulbs, vacuums, the little things.
Seasonal
Spring and fall sweeps.
Recreation & Extras
Hot tub, home gym, game room — the extras.
Your monthly 2 hours
Handyman time for whatever's on your list — included in every subscription.
Twenty years inside the estates of some of America's most prominent families. Now it's your house.
You'll know who's in your home
Every visit is our founder or the technician permanently assigned to your home — background-checked, and the same face every time. No strangers, no rotating crews.
One number for everything
Text us like you'd text a house manager: “add the fall sweep,” “use my Honey Didn't hours to hang the TV,” “know a good HVAC guy?” Requests land in your account and on your tech's list for the next visit.
Our vendor list is your vendor list
Two decades of estate work builds a serious Rolodex. Members can ask us for a trusted pro anytime — vetted companies we already work with, insured, bonded where applicable, background-checked.
Your home, managed. You'll never talk to a vendor again.
Everything in your subscription, plus we run the whole show: when something needs a licensed pro, we choose them, schedule them, let them in, supervise the work, and settle the bill — vendor invoices at cost, we take nothing on top. On-demand scheduling instead of route days. One message: "handled."
Talk to us about Platinum →Honey Didn't.
Projects beyond your included hours? Tack them onto your next visit — TV mounted, faucet swapped, gallery wall straight, finally. Seasonal pool & spa service and other specialty work, quoted per home.
Get your number.
A walkthrough takes about an hour. You get one monthly price for everything your home actually needs — and then you stop thinking about it.
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