Everything we handle

We carry the right MERV-rated filter for your system and swap it on schedule.

Lint is the #1 cause of dryer fires. We clear the line annually.

Open the little door on the front of your front-load washer, pull the drain-pump filter, and clean out the lint, coins, and gunk that cause odors and drain errors. (Top-loaders generally don't have an accessible filter — this one's for front-loaders.)

Remove and deep-clean return air grilles so airflow stays strong and dust stays down.

Seasonal switch-over and setting adjustment for the furnace-mounted whole-home humidifier — on for winter, off for summer — including a fresh water panel (humidifier pad) each fall so it never runs scaled up. Panel billed at cost + 20%.

Annual swap of every alarm battery in the house — ladder work included — then we test each one before we leave. You'll never hear a 2 a.m. chirp again. One flat price no matter how many detectors.

Once a year we swap every battery in every remote, keypad, thermostat, and gadget in the house — whether they need it or not. Smart-home sensors, SimpliSafe components, and AirTags included. You'll never have a dead remote or a low-battery alert again.

Pressure check, expiry replacement, kitchen + garage units.

Check expiration dates, rotate food and water supplies, and refresh emergency kit contents.

We bring the bags and load them. No more 40-lb trips from Costco.

OEM filter, swapped and dated.

Replace reverse-osmosis pre- and post-filters on schedule so water stays pure, and bring the storage tank back up to proper pressure while we're at it.

Descale and sanitize built-in ice makers so cubes stay clear and taste clean.

Pour water into seldom-used drains so sewer gas and odors stay sealed away.

Quarterly check of your household drains; any slow or smelly drain gets a Thrift treatment as needed — deliberately not on every visit, since routine overuse is hard on plumbing. Problem drains get checked more often. The Thrift product is billed at cost + 20%.

Soak and scrub shower heads (Dawn + vinegar) to clear mineral scale and restore full spray. Minimal supplies.

The annual service tankless manufacturers call for: we circulate descaling solution through the heat exchanger, flush the system clean, and rinse the inlet water filter screen — keeping efficiency up and the warranty intact. Descaler billed at cost + 20%.

Full clean-out plus a downspout flush, performed twice per year (spring and fall). Cost is spread across the year on your monthly plan. Bundle with Permanent Exterior Lighting Clean & Check and save $100/year.

Fall: drain, insulate, and store hoses before the first freeze. Spring: turn bibs back on, reconnect, and check each one for freeze damage and drips.

Wipe down cushions, frames, and tables so the set stays ready to use.

Lubricate rollers, hinges, and torsion springs to keep the door quiet and smooth.

We haul your cans out, pressure-wash and deodorize them, and set them back — so the garage stops smelling like the cans. Priced per can: $15 per wash, quarterly.

Clear the leaf guards and downspout filters so water keeps moving and gutters don't back up. Flat rate covers up to 5 downspouts; more are billed per downspout.

Swap out propane tanks for grills, patio heaters, and fire tables so you never run dry mid-cookout. Propane billed at cost + 20%.

Keep the pellet smoker's hopper filled so it's ready whenever you are. Pellets billed at cost + 20%.

Grates, burners or griddle top, and grease tray cleaned on your schedule — always ready to cook.

Swap or empty bags, wipe canisters, and check filters for peak suction.

Never another burned-out bulb. Standard bulbs (A19, candelabra, basic recessed) swapped on every visit at no extra cost. Specialty bulbs — retrofit can lights, smart bulbs, MR16/GU10 spots, vintage filament — billed at cost when replaced, no markup.

Refill portable / room humidifiers with distilled water so they keep running through the dry season. Water billed at cost + 20%.

Empty the tank, rinse the filter and coils, and check the drain on portable dehumidifiers — the cold-storage-room workhorses everyone forgets until they stop.

We check and top off every hand soap dispenser in the home, so guests never find an empty pump. Soap billed at cost + 20%.

Blades and housings wiped clean with a damp microfiber — including the high great-room fans nobody can reach. Ladder work included.

Degrease the metal mesh filters over the stove — soaked, scrubbed, and re-seated — so the hood actually pulls smoke and grease like it should.

Monthly care for bed cooling systems (Sleepme/ChiliPad, Eight Sleep Pod, BedJet, and similar). Water-cooled systems: we run the monthly cleaning-solution cycle and top off the reservoir with distilled water. Air-cooled systems: we clean the filter. Supplies billed at cost + 20%.

We print a test page every month and clean and align the heads as needed — so the printer works the day you actually need it.

Spring visit, ~30–45 minutes on site: AC condenser — clear debris, hose coils, visual line check; patio & deck blow-off with electric blower (hard surfaces only — not a yard leaf-removal service); up to 8 window screens reinstalled.

Fall visit: furnace ignition and thermostat cycle tested (if you have the Furnace Filter service on plan, that filter is swapped during this visit as part of that line item); patio & deck blow-off plus furniture-cover check (hard surfaces only — not a yard leaf-removal service). Up to 45 minutes on site; larger properties add the Large Property line item.

Pull furniture from storage in spring; cover or store it in fall. Priced on a one-tech model — if anything in your set needs two people to move safely (oversized sectionals, stone tables), we send a tech out for a quick walkthrough and quote the visit instead. 2 visits/year, billed monthly.

Wipe down the lenses, inspect each zone, and run a full test on permanently installed exterior lighting (Jellyfish, Trimlight, Gemstone, etc.). Any dead sections or failed bulbs are photographed and reported — actual repairs are handled by your installer, not us. Bundle with Gutter Clean-Out and save $100/year.

Clear leaves, debris, and the occasional critter from each window well; check covers and drainage. Priced per well so you only pay for what you have. Note anything unusual — buried wells, landscaping over the cover, fragile grates — and the tech will confirm on the first visit.

Add fuel stabilizer and winterize small-engine gas (mowers, generators, snowblowers, trimmers) so they start clean next season. Stabilizer billed at cost + 20%.

Weekly water balance and light cleaning (~10 minutes), shock as needed, plus a full drain, clean, and refill every 4 months. If your hot tub shares a loop with an in-ground pool, it's covered by the seasonal Pool & Spa add-on instead.

Lubricate and adjust home gym equipment — treadmill decks, rower chains and rails, stair climbers, ellipticals, and anything else in the gym that needs periodic lubrication, tightening, or a once-over. Lubricant billed at cost + 20%.

Wipe down and sanitize benches, machines, and free weights so the home gym stays clean and ready.

Lubricate the pivot and lift mechanism on any adjustable basketball standard (Dominator, Goalrilla, and similar) so height adjustment stays smooth. Lubricant billed at cost + 20%.

Clean your sport court with a water broom — jet heads that lift dirt without damage. Bristle brooms grind away the sand texture that gives a court its grip, and pressure washers can strip paint; a water broom does neither. Pick the schedule that fits how much the court gets used.

Full weekly pool care in season (April 1 – October 31): cleaning, water testing and balancing, skimmer and pump baskets. A hot tub on the same loop is included in the same visit. Quoted per pool.

For pools with their own cleaning service: we manage the water chemistry — test and balance, top off the muriatic acid feeder, and clean the filter plates — weekly in season. Chemicals billed at cost + 20%. Quoted per pool.

Regular water changes, parameter testing, glass and filter care by a trusted aquarium specialist — we vet, schedule, and manage them for you. Quoted per tank.

The base of our Property Watch plan. Monthly walk-through for cabins and second homes: P-traps, rodent traps, fly and dead-insect cleanup, visual inspection, thermostat check. Add only the extras your home needs.

Monitor and adjust humidity for indoor sport courts so the hardwood stays true and the ball bounces right.

Clean the dispenser heads and nozzles and verify brix (syrup-to-water ratio) on home soda fountains. We track your supplies — syrup, CO2 — and either tell you what to order from your supplier or stock it ourselves (supplies at cost + 20%).

We top off the fuel in your garaged vehicles from a transfer tank so they're always ready — we do not drive your cars. Priced per vehicle; add a separate fuel type for each grade you run. The fuel itself is billed at cost with NO markup (straight passthrough).